Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I Have Fat Cancer

Tomorrow is our annual Thanksgiving potluck lunch at work.  If you saw the list of what everyone else is bringing you would advise me to call in sick.  There isn't a healthy thing on the menu - rich desserts and casseroles abound.

I am bringing roasted carrots and green beans.  So at least there will be something I can eat.

If anyone gives me any guff I am going to use Allan's Fat Cancer line:
I can't, I have fat Cancer. If I eat [it], it will speed up my death.
That ought to shut them up, right? < / evil grin >

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