Option 2 Is A Go!

I have never in my life talked about poop so much but today I am all good in that department.

Thanks to Princess Dieter I am back in the poop.

And these?

They are the bomb diggity!  They work super fast and made me feel oh, so much better.

ETA:  And because this post is all about poop, how about some toilet humor courtesy of The Oatmeal? Yeah, I don't think those things work either.